Have you ever imagined your boss naked?

by: Rebecca

June 3rd, 2010

Bare management

Bare management

According to a study for Sky TV nearly 50% of us have imagined our boss naked. I can honestly say that I do not fall into that category, justifiably, because my dad is my boss!

We are often advised to imagine our interviewers naked or a naked audience during a nerve wrecking presentation to ease the stress .  I am suggesting that a truly empathetic management will incorporate some of the following  bare essentials of naked management:

Are you decent?

Keeping cool

Naked management involves keeping cool under stressful situations. Your staff  need to know that they can rely on you to sort any challenges. If you are stressed your team will become  stressed.

Looking good in the mirror

Make sure you are upbeat and positive. Staff will mirror their boss’s behaviour. 

Courage

To be a naked manager you need real courage to delegate and allow your staff to make important decisions. Allowing them to make mistakes is also vital for learning. It’s important that they have their own responsibilities and can clearly see how they contribute and fit into the picture. 

Expose yourself

Your team needs to know that you will really listen to them and take all concerns very seriously. Allow them to feel they can approach you by taking an interest in their lives and sharing things about your own personal life. 

Weight issues

Does my bum look big? Praise, recognition and even more praise. Your team shouldn’t have to wonder what you think of them or if you recognise their effort. Show your praise openly and do nice things for them.

Bare all

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not, your staff will see through the bravado and distrust you. Openly admit to your mistakes and don’t be afraid of looking weak. Asking your staff for help/opinions will empower them and show you value their input. 

No hiding

Deal with issues immediately, you can delegate but you shouldn’t hide from confrontation. You will need to remind your guys that you are the ultimate decision maker from time to time. It really helps to have clear rules from the start so everybody knows what the boundaries are and you ensure that everybody is treated fairly. Our staff handbook is invaluable for setting out procedures and policy (we are constantly adding to it when a new situation presents itself).   

Not everyone is cut out to be the boss and as a business owner it’s important to recognise your strengths as well as weaknesses. You may need to consider employing a manager and conducting some naked interviews! 

Does anyone have any more naked management tips?

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Why run a business naked?

by: Rebecca

May 27th, 2010

What would the world be like if we ran our companies naked? I try to adopt this approach as much as possible at Duport.  

 Reasons to run a naked business:

  • Resources

No one will borrow your chair anymore and you may even find your stationery is less likely to go astray.

  • Distraction

Top distraction technique for unpopular announcements.

  • Free tanning

Make good use of your computer monitor radiation.

  • Economising

How can you chip in for that birthday present when you keep your wallet in your trousers?

  • Time management

No more ironing or deciding what to wear in the mornings.

  • PR

Let’s face it no one will ever forget you.

  • Staff motivation

Casual Friday will have to take on a whole new meaning.

  • Saving the planet

Less washing and no requirement for air conditioning.

  • Health and Safety

No more working with hazardous substances.

(some ideas taken from Jokecentre.com)

There is a serious side to running a naked business. By this I really mean stop spending so much time protecting yourself, treat everybody equally and give information honestly and freely. If this is reciprocated you will work with staff, customers and suppliers to achieve amazing results. Naturally (get it) you need to exercise some caution with regards to how much knowledge could be passed on to your competitors. 

Does anyone else have any positive reasons for running a naked business, keep them clean please!

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