If you suspect or know that someone is setting up a business and would prefer to keep this information undisclosed from their family or current boss there are opportunities. Why not search for their name in our company director’s search and see what comes up?
Just imagine that upon the refusal of an extension on your bank loan that you reveal to your bank manager that you are aware that they have just set up a finance and investments company and that perhaps they would like to review your situation!
Obviously this is a joke and my suggestion does not represent the views of Duport Associates LTD even if it could bring you untold riches and happiness!
I am aware that I have just warned off many budding entrepreneurs from forming a Limited Company. With the threat of having to hand in my P45 I do have the solution for all prospective and worried LTD company directors, company shareholders and company secretaries; our reserve a company name service.
If you want to keep your business private we can register the company and act as your directors and shareholders until you are ready to start trading for only £65.
Here are some other alternative reasons for using reports:
- Checking out your husband’s business
The divorce lawyers may be very interested to see the company’s huge turnover this year.
- Spying on your boss
Get yourself noticed by hand delivering a birthday card to his home (yes dates of birth and addresses available).
- Watching your employees
Are they setting up a rival business whilst working for you?
- Keeping up with Jones’
How well is Mrs Jones business doing at number 45?
Does anyone have any other amusing uses?
